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Soon Demotivational Poster


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm

One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: food freedom soon revenge
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 7:29 pm
This was hilarious, the face is funny as hell. 5 cheese slices.
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:26 pm
Ph**oshop: When Mother Nature doesn't invent things creepy enough to keep our attention
lgvernon - January 2, 2012, 12:36 am

Well, now I am COMPLETELY creeped out!


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: sooner or later the bill gets paid
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L


BOREDOM -


TAGS: killed mouse too soon
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

gas - May 27, 2012, 11:31 am
hehe.. first world cat problem5


ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out


TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice


RMS TITANIC -


TAGS: titanic to soon
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:47 am
Excellent play on a meme! 5 lifeboats (manned by lions)...
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:56 am
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all smelly brown finger of doom!
Pointy Finger of Doom - July 31, 2009, 1:54 am
Misspelled to, should be too. Punching hard work in the balls, yeah!
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 8:25 am
LMAO...5 Poodlers here Ron
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 1:25 am
Too late, I believe.


OBOE - That bassoon just won't light itself.


TAGS: oboe bassoon
Rating: 2.68/5

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YEARNING - When one looks upon the night sky, searches desperately for a shooting star to make a wish. Then eyes close and it is said, "Lord, please, make my wish come true...and kill Celine Dion"


TAGS: celine dion must die soon
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 1:31 am
She already is a falling star.


Cynic’s little issue -


TAGS: kaopectate soon
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 19, 2014, 10:45 pm
Well then, it may appear as a wall hanging…..class the place up a bit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2014, 10:20 pm
I was totally confused until I realized you were talking about my avatar. I'm not worried about it being used considering how small it is....It would look pretty crappy if someone tried to blow it up.
GaryO - May 19, 2014, 7:33 pm
‘ …sensitivity too it.’....too, two, to....two too many options in this mongrel language...when yer drunk
GaryO - May 19, 2014, 7:05 pm
….and that’s the only serious thing I’m ever gonna say about the bar scene.
GaryO - May 19, 2014, 7:04 pm
Sir Mooooooooooooooooooo, there are two reasons I do not put your avatar in the bar scene. 1) Because I know the origin of the painting and your sensitivity too it, and 2) Because I know the origin of the painting and your sensitivity too it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2014, 3:49 pm
I always a**ume that I'm never pictured at the bar because I'm already on the floor.
Silverheart - May 19, 2014, 7:28 am

I've always wondered who's been tending that bar they never leave. One of life's mysteries solved.
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:26 pm

I'm just glad you didn't include a panel featuring the mop bucket! This is great!~
GaryO - May 18, 2014, 6:18 pm
Hey, I got tired just tryin’ to get his head turned…sheesh. Note to self; use Etch-a-Sketch next time
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 6:00 pm
And that boys is why I call him crotchety! A big 5L thanks for letting me share in his pain and suffering.
rerun - May 18, 2014, 5:53 pm

My wonders why I love this site so much.....I need to show her this.
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 5:41 pm

What the heck did you draw Cynics body with, an Etch A Sketch?...5Ls


JAPAN - Land of the rising waves.


TAGS: too soon for japan joke
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by madmd

ShortyInc - March 16, 2011, 6:54 am
The Tori is what makes this one in my opinion...


SCHADENFREUDE -


TAGS: schadenfreude oklahoma cry crybaby kid redneck sooner hook em
Rating: 2.82/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:42 am
"Lulz"... just say no.


Precision -




irony -


TAGS: paul walker fast furious it is not too soon
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:23 pm
Yeah, it was late at night. I felt "irony" was the wrong word. Other drafts were "how funny; life imitates art - sort of; life in the fast lane." So, yes I agree, coincidence works as a better title.
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:32 am
Besides sh*t happens when you drive an awesomely fast car at break neck speeds and think your fame makes you immortal...poor tree!
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:28 am
Irony or coincidence...it's the crotchety ones that never seem to be afraid to say it like it is...5L crotchety, teehee.
Cannabal - December 2, 2013, 7:17 am
People often confuse the word irony for coincidence.
Sho - December 2, 2013, 5:43 am
Thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
Sho - December 1, 2013, 10:33 am
He wasn't the one driving though


COALITION BUILDING -


TAGS: iraq afghanistan and soon libya
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 15, 2011, 12:03 am
*its (now why the hell can't the possessive be the same as the contraction? Isn't it more confusing the to not have it as "it's"?)
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:58 pm
Downright Ambrose Biercian in it's sardonic perspicacity. 5 Devil's Dictionaries for you.


COMING SOON - 'Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home Full of Greybeards'




JAPAN - Something tells me they will rebuild, like they've done it before.


TAGS: tosoon
Rating: 3.77/5

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SUPERCILIOUS - You see these?! Huh?! You see these?! I'm so rich, I wipe myself with these! HA! You Broke, Americans! You Broke!




TEXAS WEATHER -




pretty -


TAGS: soon now
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:16 am
5o true, GaryO.


HOPEFULLY -




AGGY -


TAGS: see ya soon
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

themansn - December 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
@ claire: seem to make some sense ^^ at least when I think about me...
Hawamleh - December 11, 2010, 7:44 am
just enjoy the thing, don't over a***yze.
Claire - December 11, 2010, 2:06 am
themansn- I'm a**uming it's because Ag likes to drink and an excess of alcohol can sometimes make it hard to keep both eyes open at the same time.
themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
I needed some time to understand that poster (full german) maybe the slang "You're the goods" is translated misleading in a funny way. But altogether it looks fitting & brilliant acording to Bone what does the stuff in brackets mean?
Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:59 pm

ceijai i don't know you other than a handful of posters you've submitted. refrain from taking cheap sh**s on a thread that is paying homage to one of the founders of this site. if you feel brutalized please contact a moderator and let us deal with it.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:05 am
did you hear something forseti?
forseti - December 10, 2010, 5:00 am
"Du bist der Größte/Beste, mein Freund" would be right German, but the Italian-American is probably untranslatable. So perhaps the "wrong" German fits perfect...
Asasello - December 10, 2010, 4:08 am
Right, thanks a lot. I must confess to my utter and complete ignorance of Italian-Slang the German just didn't read very idiomatic to me. P.S. I think I might try one of these some day.
forseti - December 10, 2010, 3:50 am
next time I would love to help with the German. But the message is clear, so cheers to everybody!
agdaniele - December 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
ciejai, you PM'd me and from no reason I can discern, told me that contact was over. Don't play nice now.
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:03 pm
He's taking a brake for a while...and thanks Moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 8:59 pm
5L BTW.
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
ROTFLMAO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 8:55 pm
Thanks Bone. It's good of you to explain to Tim....wait?...Tim?...as in Timmy?......Uh Oh.
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 8:52 pm
Aggy is half Italian and half German. "You're the goods" is old Italian American ghetto slang for "You're the best", and "My friend" is because he is. It's in German because I'm half German half French, so that is something we have in common.
Asasello - December 9, 2010, 6:54 pm
Thanks then, I suppose I just misread the "someday this will make sense". I'm still linguistically challenged by this motifake.
Asasello - December 9, 2010, 6:53 pm
btw my first name's Tim, so feel free...
crankyhead - December 9, 2010, 6:52 pm
wasn't trying to sound condescending. just trying to help.
Asasello - December 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
Maybe the creator can shed a little light on this. Ah what the heck: crankyhead, if you were a little less condescending I might take this fine piece of advice seriously...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'm not sure why it's in German either.
crankyhead - December 9, 2010, 6:40 pm
Hopefully, Asasello, someday this will make sense to you. All I can tell you for now is that there's more to this place than the front page, but the price of admission to the rest of it is to actually make some contributions to the front page. Cheers =)
Asasello - December 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
That I do get. I like his stuff, too. What I don't get is "You're the goods, my friend!" in German.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 6:18 pm
It's a tribute to one of our members. It's just something we do to show respect to the worthy.
Asasello - December 9, 2010, 6:10 pm
I don't get it. I'd love to, though.


COURTING -


TAGS: what too soon
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Mr. Shiny - March 1, 2010, 11:12 pm
Great one!
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 8:36 pm
too soon?...Naaaa...5L


THE 1L BOMBER -


TAGS: soon to be banned
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - January 6, 2011, 11:48 pm
Yes, Airman is not Faceplant in disguise.
valkor - January 6, 2011, 11:40 pm
is the misspelling on purpose ?


FALL FALL FASTER FASTER -




OPTOMETRISTS - F*cked LD up when he came in with a "buy one get eleven free" coupon


TAGS: soon we ll all need lasik
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

lazyboredom - February 8, 2010, 11:20 pm
I believe you are right spacedog, it does look like they change expressions
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 9:08 pm
when in doubt....
spacedog - February 8, 2010, 9:05 pm
Weird. If I scroll the wheel on the mouse up and down these faces appear to change expressions...not sure if I drank that last beer too fast or if I need another.


SOONER OR LATER -


TAGS: sooner or later fix jesus motifake
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:05 am
I know...lol...no lovin' from motifake...but alas, probably the first guy to ever get lovin by way of computer...god I'm old....lol This is curse I've had for all my life of being first in so much...lol
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:01 am
Good to be back, Ron. I was just speaking of you...
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 1:56 am
welcome back Mr. Produceman...
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 1:51 am
Oh okay, Random. Yeah. Guilty.
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 1:42 am
This one Produce.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 5:50 pm
im addicted to this **** too
Chompers - September 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
It's my coke


JERRY'S KIDS -


TAGS: jerry s kids too soon despair inc type poster motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:20 pm
That's a 5 you sick bastard...you really need to stop hanging around me.


ANARCHY -




CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 1 - This looks like a good spot. Soft sand, not too far from the water... And right over there is where the Miss Asian Bikini Goddess competition will be taking place.


TAGS: come back soon cubbybear and be sure to bring your vacation ph**os
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 12:37 am
SHHHHHHHHHHHH booger. Briton is off playing the crying game.
booger13 - March 31, 2010, 12:32 am
@ briton , so he likes cou***s as well ??
Briton of Rose - October 11, 2009, 10:12 am
No, because unlike all the new folks around here, I don't confuse Cubbybear with his mentally (and morally) challenged cousin, p***bear. Cubby prefers the 19-29 age range. And the 5'6", 36-25-35 physical midrange.
DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:07 pm
you mean Little Miss Asian Bikini Contest?


SUNRISE - It's gonna get real bright real soon!




JUMPING TO CONCLUSION - "and falling too soon...."




BREAK A LEG - PWN'D! I didn't mean literally... Geez!




eternity -




bdreeeeeeeeee…..chhhhhhhh…. -


TAGS: soon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Silverheart - November 17, 2014, 11:16 am

My 'puter has that sound as it's start up sound...
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 3:11 pm
Yes, vividly. Or, better said, acoustically.


Rampant -


TAGS: too soon for olympics jokes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

concern3 - July 18, 2016, 7:36 am
Nice, UP yours


To Soon..? -


TAGS: ceil lion motifake family soon
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - August 2, 2015, 1:44 pm

Points out the use of 'to' instead of 'too', not mention of the spelling of 'heard' as 'herad'.
Bandit5906 - August 1, 2015, 11:29 am
(spelling not-with-standing) Almost brings a tear to your eye!
steve1961 - August 1, 2015, 11:14 am
NEVER.TOO.SOON.TO.LEARN.TO.SPELL.TOO.TOO
Reality Lord - August 1, 2015, 8:43 am

NEVER.TO.SOON


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